my cousin just asked me about rosa parks and i had to explain that white people thought they were better than black people and he said “WHITE PEOPLE? WHY WHITE PEOPLE?”
I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
also sam was able to get me a ticket to see brand new by some miracle/act of god and i’m gonna go listen to deja entendu and violently sob or something
can we talk about the movie sunshine cleaning because i love the movie sunshine cleaning
When we read, our eyes move across a page or a screen to digest the words. All of that eye movement slows us down, but a new technology called Spritz claims to have figured out a way to turn us into speed-readers. By flashing words onto a single point on a screen, much like watching TV, Spritz says it will double your reading speed.
i went to catholic school until eighth grade and i didn’t realize they were smoking pot until like freshman year of high school
he’s a boy but he has long luscious hair so he gets that a lot hahah