penny-anna:

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

(via kayleemb)

artcoven:

i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic

(via demii)

veganismkills:

vonisv:

Is there an actual reason for why every Gamestop is so damn small? Everytime I go in one it’s like walking inside someone’s closet

Simulates the aesthetic of basement

(via demii)

feministism:

(via mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor)

thyrell:

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

(via radioactivemadamecurie)

godofavengers:

One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*

Me subconciously:

(via jdougles)

millennial-review:

(via feminismandmedia)

feminismandmedia:

teenagerposts:

truthful-grizzly:

teenagerposts:

Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him

What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded

You’d be surprised

(via demii)

toadprince:

do people really think their “make american gay again” hats are worth everyone thinking they’re a white supremacist from far away

hug-addict:

gorgugsdad:

In case anyone needs a little love on their dash today

justin mcelroy is the only man i trust

(via hugwithdrawal)

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

(via mostlybrodie)